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(Picture taken from Joy of Baking)
This is seriously the best chocolate pie ever. And thanks to the Joy of Baking, where I got this recipe, I will never ever eat a Jell-O chocolate pie ever again (no offense, Jell-O). The picture above is not mine. I couldn't get a picture before it was viciously devoured by my family. I hope to get my own picture soon the next time I have a reason to make pie.
Graham Cracker Crust
1 1/4 cup graham crackers, crushed
2 tbsp sugar
5-6 tbsp unsalted butter, melted
Step 1
Crush the crap out of those graham crackers with your fist/mallet/rolling pin/any other desired object, but be sure to keep them contained in a bag, we don't want a huge mess. 1 1/4 cup crushed graham equals about a whole packet (minus 1 or 2 crackers).
Step 2
Put the graham cracker crumbs and the sugar in your pie pan and mix together with your hands. Then add the melted butter and mix with your hands more. Your hands are the best tool for this because you're gonna be squishing these crumbs into the pan to make a flat layer and going up the sides of the pan.
Step 3
Now put the crust into the fridge while the oh-so-delicious filling is made.
Chocolate Pie Filling
Yeild: 1 - 9" pie
3/4 cup sugar
3 tbsp cornstarch
1/3 cup dutch-processed cocoa powder
1/8 tsp salt
2 1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup heavy whipping cream
4 large eggs yolks
4 oz. semisweet chocolate, chopped
1 1/2 tsp vanilla
1 tbsp unsalted butter, room temp
Step 1
Take out 2 large heatproof bowls (stuff like porcelain), 1 medium heavy saucepan, 1 large heavy saucepan, and a strainer. Also, take out and prepare all of your ingredients as it makes things a little easier and faster.
Step 2
In a large heatproof bowl, whisk together your sugar, cornstarch, cocoa powder, and salt. Then whisk in 1/2 cup of milk until a thick paste is formed. Add your egg yolks to this paste one at a time until blended. Set this aside while you go to heat the rest of the milk and cream.
Step 3
Rinse a medium-sized heavy saucepan with cold water and then shake it out to get rid of the water. This prevents your milk from scorching. Pour in the remaining 1 1/2 cups milk and 1/2 cup cream into the an. Bring mixture to a boil over medium-low heat then remove from the heat. Be sure to closely watch your milk/cream mixture, because if it boils over, then you have one nasty mess to clean up.
Step 4
Add milk to the pasty-egg mixture, whisking constantly. Always remember to add hot stuff to cold stuff when it is involving eggs, if you try the other way around, then you end up cooking your eggs, ew.
Step 5
Transfer the filling to a large heavy saucepan and place over medium-low heat, stirring constantly, until the mixture thickens to the consistency of mayonnaise (yum?). Be sure to be scraping the bottom and corners of the pan to make sure nothing gets burned. I like to use a heatproof spatula :)
Step 6
Remove your filling from the heat and pour through a fine strainer into a large heatproof bowl. This will remove any lumps (which for me, a lot showed up and I freaked out the first time I made this pie, but don't worry!)
Step 7
Add your chopped chocolate, vanilla, and room-temp butter to the filling and stir with a spatula until smooth. Then cover with plastic wrap and let cool to room temperature.
Step 8
After the filling has cooled, pour it into your graham cracker crust. Let this delicious pie sit overnight in the fridge and in the morning you'll have a delicious chocolately breakfast! Or you can do the patience thing and wait to eat it later, psh.
You can add whipped cream as a nice topper. In my first pie, I piped it on like the way Joy of Baking did, but the second time I made the pie, I got a little lazy and let people serve their own whipped cream.
By the way, sorry for the delay in posting this. Blogger or iPhoto don't really want to make my photo posting easy and convenient, dumb. Anyways, up next will be my Oreo cake pops!
By the way, sorry for the delay in posting this. Blogger or iPhoto don't really want to make my photo posting easy and convenient, dumb. Anyways, up next will be my Oreo cake pops!


